Happy Halloween~

Typically I'm not big on Halloween...but I'm big on celebrating in general so this year I thought why cheat myself out of another reason to celebrate? (Cheating myself out of anything I enjoy is just not fair, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!) Actually, thinking about it I kind of take that back. I do like Hallowee--I don't like the sluttiness factor. If I was going to dress up in a costume, I go for funny or cute. Which has been hard to pull off the last decade of my life where slutty has been the key description for an "acceptable" costume. **I digress...I could go on a real tangent about those who look forward to dressing up slutty on Halloween...**

Okay, so I'm ready now. Sure the costume thing would have been fun. I could always bust out eeyore but really since Pooh is in Kennewick and Tigger is in P-town I'd just be as depressing as Eeyore is akin to, and I don't want to subject anyone to that on a howl-i-day! I've carved the pumpkin, I've stocked the candy dish, I've watched The Great Pumpkin...and now I'm ready...

Ready for what I'm not exactly sure. No costume=no trick or treating. No kids=no trick or treating. Apartment=no trick or treating. Crap! This sucks! The kids don't celebrate. I get it. I really get your views on Halloween, witches, satan, etc... But I'm not worshipping satan by dressing up as a Cleopatra. Similarly I don't worship baseball by participating in the game. That's a dumb analogy but I'm cranky. I'm crabby now that I'll have to settle for drinking pumpkin beer and eating the candy by myself and watching Charlie Brown again.

Damn it!